I like to think that black holes are full of nipples
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I like to think that if I fell towards a black hole, the truth would be revealed at the event horizon and I’d scream into the intercom:
“My gawd, it’s full of nipples!”
And then relativity would dilate time such that my message would take a century to be fully decoded by the rest of humanity. And upon finally getting the last byte of info, they’d glance at each other, smack their foreheads, and say:
“Truly, he was completely cuckoo.”
But they’d be wrong because the black hole would genuinely have been full of nipples: so many that critical mass was exceeded and not only mammal but even light itself couldn’t escape nipple bondage.
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